Big Girtha Penis Planter & Candy Bowl

Meet Big Girtha. She didn't come here to be subtle.

Big Girtha is a thick, sculptural penis-shaped planter and catchall bowl designed for people who believe their home décor could use a little more… presence.

The generously sized bowl at the base makes Girtha surprisingly useful. Fill it with succulents, candy, keys, office supplies, or whatever else you think looks better sitting underneath an enormous stone-style penis.

Perfect as a ridiculous conversation piece, adult gag gift, bachelor or bachelorette party gift, desk decoration, or genuinely unusual planter.

Uses include

• Succulent or artificial plant holder
• Candy bowl
• Key and everyday-item catchall
• Desk organizer
• Adult gag gift
• Bachelor or bachelorette party décor
• Questionable but magnificent home décor

Details

• Sculptural stone-inspired appearance
• Deep bowl-style base
• Lightweight, durable PLA plastic construction
• Individually made in our shop
• Multiple sizes and colors available
• Candy, plants, dinosaurs, and other photo props are not included

Because each Big Girtha is individually made, minor surface variations may occur and make each piece slightly unique.

Looking for another color or size? Contact us and we'll see what we can do.

Designed and made by Render & Raster.

Made to order — ships in 3–5 business days.