Giant horizontal penis planter with trailing succulents

Giant Penis Planter & Catchall Bowl

Extra Large 13" / Chestnut Brown Marble
$60.99
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Giant horizontal penis planter with trailing succulents

Giant Penis Planter & Catchall Bowl

$60.99
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Go big or go home.

This oversized penis-shaped planter and catchall bowl definitely isn't subtle. Designed as a large statement piece, the long open cavity gives you plenty of room to actually use it—not just stare at it and question your decorating decisions.

Fill it with succulents or artificial plants, use it as a hilarious candy or snack bowl, toss your keys and everyday items into it, or simply display it as the conversation piece nobody can ignore.

Unlike smaller novelty planters, this thing has some serious size and presence. It's perfect for funny adult home décor, an outrageous housewarming gift, bachelor or bachelorette party décor, or that one friend who already owns everything normal.

Uses include

  • Succulent or artificial plant display
  • Candy or snack bowl
  • Keys and everyday-item catchall
  • Desk organizer
  • Remote holder
  • Adult gag gift
  • Conversation-piece home décor

Details

  • Large sculptural design
  • Lightweight but substantial PLA plastic construction
  • Open trough-style cavity
  • Made individually in our shop
  • Multiple lengths and colors available
  • Plants and accessories shown in photos are not included

Because each piece is individually made, minor surface variations may occur. These small differences are part of the finished piece's character and do not affect its use.

Looking for a different color or size? Contact us and we'll see what we can do.

Designed and made by Render & Raster.

Made to order — ships in 3–5 business days.

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Erika Seavey

Great quality and super fast shipping. I will be purchasing more from this shop!