White Uncircumcised Monster Dong planter with succulents, cactus and string of pearls beside a book

Uncircumcised Monster Dong Planter

3 Inches / Marble
$16.99
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White Uncircumcised Monster Dong planter with succulents, cactus and string of pearls beside a book

Uncircumcised Monster Dong Planter

$16.99
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Uncircumcised Monster Dong Planter

Looking for a gift guaranteed to get laughs? The Uncircumcised Monster Dong Planter is a hilarious conversation piece for people with a great sense of humor. Display it on a desk, shelf, bathroom counter, or plant stand—it's sure to become the center of attention.

Each planter is professionally 3D printed in our Utah workshop using high-quality PLA filament and carefully inspected before shipping.

Features

  • Perfect for succulents, cacti, air plants, and other small plants
  • Professionally 3D printed using premium PLA filament
  • Designed with drainage through the penis to help prevent overwatering
  • Great conversation starter for a home, office, dorm room, game room, or man cave
  • Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, white-elephant exchanges, housewarmings, or adult gag gifts
  • Available in three heights and a wide range of colors

Please note

  • Plant is not included
  • Minor layer lines and surface variations are normal characteristics of individually 3D-printed products
  • Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings

Every order is designed, printed, inspected, and packaged by Render & Raster.

Made to order — ships in 3–5 business days.

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r
robert

It will look very nice on my patio. The shipping was quick and easy, and I am very happy!

J
J. R. Hopkins

Ryan, it arrived and she enjoys it! Thank you!

k
kevan gardner

Very fun planter. Great transaction.